Do you remember when you were a kid,
your mom told you about not going with a certain girl friend because she might
just cut your Barbie’s head or ruin your doll’s dress? As for guys, do you
remember your mom showing her dislikes to the girl you just brought home? She
has her reasons! Good reasons. Well, if you did not head to your momma’s advice,
I bet you discovered two things: 1. Your momma was right after all (not that your
friend ruined your Barbie, but, she sure did ruin your future) and 2. You end
up with zero bank balance.
Here are the types of women you
should stop being with, or be warned about.
1. The Barbie Thief – You always have that
one girlfriend who seems to be so envious of what you have. Whether you have a
new dress, a new doll house, or new pair of shoes, she can’t seem to be happy
that you are happy with what you have. You know why? Because she wants all
those same things that you have. You know what that means? Let’s say, you have
a pretty boyfriend, she has seen him, now what? She’s gonna steal your
boyfriend!
2. The Drunken Party-goer – There is no
problem with going to parties IF you are going out with the right set of
friends. This type of woman should be kept in her bag the moment she empties
her 3rd shot of vodka tonic. You definitely don’t want to see her
going on top of the bar, dancing her way on her heels when she’s wearing a
skimpy skirt, and thongs underneath. Too much having of a good time? It will
cost you a lot! Worst, might end up in jail for damaging a property or breaking
somebody else’s car windows at the parking lot after she puked the last strand
of pasta she had for dinner. Zip up and head your way home!
3. The Bankrupt – It’s not all the time
that we have cash, right? But it’s also not always that we ran out of it. Hey,
guess what? You always have this one girl friend who keeps announcing to you
that she has no money. Yes, you can lend some, but not all the time especially
if she hasn’t paid the last credit, yet. Girlfriend, she’s not your
responsibility. Don’t let money issues get in the way of your friendship. Do
not tolerate it and the best thing you should do is to give her a wise
financial advice. Be honest. What are friends for anyway?
4. The Banker – While you have a bankrupt friend, you might also have this type –
the banker. She is that kind who will go knocking at your door in the wee hours
of the night, wanting to party, or lounge at this expensive and famous
restaurant or bar in your area—all expense paid! But wait, seriously? Remember that
saying, I’ll scratch your back, you scratch mine? Here’s the deal, the moment
she gets the bill and paid everything, the next time, she knocks on your door,
whether you are doing your laundry, or busy with school projects, you will
never be able to say no. Why not? Because, she paid you to spend your time with
her, and you can’t be sick all the time!
5. The Closet Raider – You probably have an
idea about this type of woman. She calls in; speak about a date, and the
distress of finding the right dress for it. What can you do? She is a friend
and you happen to have a truckload of very nice dresses to lend her. So, she
walks in carrying her knap sack and she exclaims in so much anticipation when
she gets hold of your Zara lacey dress. Oh well, don’t expect it will be returned,
but she will! She just doesn’t run out of dates, and you, my friend, have just been
raided!
6.
The
Material Girl – This is very common to be encountered by a guy who happens
to lounge a lot in bars. This girl arrives in shiny and shimmering skimpy
clothes, wearing her 3-inch jimmy shoes, and her Gucci purse. One look and you
see the girl of your dreams. Well, she is—if you mean, physically. She works
out a lot, and she sure have a gym membership card. She also, by the way, owns
at least three credit cards, all of which, almost dried up for apparels. And
here’s the deal, once she sees you in your leather Aldo shoes, and Patek
Philippe watch, you’ll get her sweetest smile. Next thing you know, you are
buying her a drink. I wish to tell you that you did not end up hooking up with
her, but of course you know how this will end. What better way to swoon your
perfect glittering girl than treating her to shopping using your credit cards!
Oh boy, if it would make you feel better, you were also her man of his dreams,
until the credit companies go after you though!
7.
The
Daddy’s Girl – Guys, listen up! Now this type of girl, you sure want to
care for. She comes really vulnerable and family oriented, I must say. It’s not
that being so is bad. It’s just that, you simply don’t want to end up bringing
her balloons, or donuts, or pizzas, every time she feels bad about her cat.
Because you know why? You’ll end up explaining to her daddy! Every detail of
your relationship, her daddy’s the first to know. That would be so awkward,
right? Do not wait for the time you sit beside her daddy in their dining table
being caught up with this question from him: so, you want to have sex with my
daughter? *arms pounding on the table*
8. The Rebel – Are you the type of guy who
always ends up with the rebel girl? What more fun can you get than spending
time with a girl who also knows how to have fun, amiright? But here is the thing, once you get so comfortable with
her, knowing, or feeling that you are of the same wavelength, you get so hooked
up with her company that whatever she wants to do (out of the blue), whether
she wants to trek on the Andes Mountains, or run with the leopards in South
Africa, you can barely say no. It’s refreshing, her company, yes, but do you
really want to when she also, wants to do drugs? Careful there, now. You don’t
wanna spend Christmas in jail, trust me!
9. The “One of the Boys” – You got off the
hook when you fall for this kind of woman. By ‘you got off the hook’; I mean that
you got away from the monotony of your boring life. You suddenly acquired a best
friend in her. She is always on the go and she easily gets along with y’all
boys. She can even become the President of a boys’ club. However, one thing you
should be warned about her. You might want to dig deeper into her personality
or you’ll regret not doing so and knowing in the end that your girl, happens to
be a lesbian –in your face!
10. The Dreamer – ‘What is your dream
wedding?’ ‘What is your dream house?’ Scared yet? There’s your dreamer girl’s
dreamy questions. These are questions you might want to ponder on. But, they
can get you really scared if there never comes a day she hasn’t stopped asking
about them. Your dreamer dreams a lot she hangs herself in illusion. Someone
who is not in touch with her real world is either a psychopath or a bipolar
bi*ch. You better be careful. Next thing you know she’s asking you to fly with
her to Neverland!
PS: If you haven’t read the previous post yet about the guys
you need to be warned about, here’s the link.
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